Kool-aid Man's "Kool" Website!
OH YEEEAAAHHHHH!!! Welcome to my RADICAL website!
The name’s Kool-aid Man! I’m a graduate from Beverage University, with a degree in Being Totally Awesome!
I got some MONDO news to share, guys! I’m goin’ to Japan!!!
I’ve decided I wanna... TRAVEL THE WORLD!! Appreciate the ARTS!!! Indulge in FINE CUISINE!!!
I’ll be in Gensokyo! I couldn’t think of a more peaceful vacation spot, where nothing could go wrong!
And remember... DON’T beware the Kool-aid Minis! They’re my awesome fanclub, and they’re just havin’ fun!