Audio log recorded on [2012/07/12] at [17:19]

- Oh my god!

- Boss, this thing’s huge! And, uh, kinda scary-looking.

- There’s like a million keys! How’d you even learn how to use this thing?

- It’s not as bad as it looks. Like, here’s where you type stuff...

- ...still not sure what all those keys do...

- There’s 30 Function keys!

- Oh, yeah. If you press F27 it’ll activate our defense system.

- If you spill coffee on this thing, I’m docking your pay.

- Yeah, yeah...

...

- So is this like, a Mac or something?

- What? No! It actually works, you know.

- Just, uh...

- ...you know what? Here. The manual.

- I know you uh... like those.

...

- Holy crap! 362 pages?!

- You have no idea what this means to me, boss. Thank you.

- ...okay.

- I’ll uh... leave you to it.

...

- Heh.

- Alright, you old thing. Let’s see what you can do, eh?

- Time to boot up Minecraft...